School Prospectus Photos

So we start making our prospectus front covers at school on Monday and in preparation we took our own photos to be used. My prospectus is intended to be a parody of informational papers but keeping a serious tone, similarly to The Onion, so the pictures are normal(ish) and will instead have hopefully funny titles.

For example this photo is self-evidently very not funny. But add a sub-title something along the lines of "Gordon Ramsay: School Cafeteria Nightmare", etc. it's at least interesting in its own way.

Combine it with a photo such as...

And hey-presto you've got yourself a funny McDonalds related story. Or perhaps use it individually on a different story under the sub-title "Misbourne Students Highly Employable" to put a whimsical spin on a phrase the faculty staff love bragging about so often.